Knock, knock

[judithattard]

Oh Yazz where are you ?? Everyone is awaiting your answers oH Diplomatic Advisor

 

[Yazz]

Do you want the carrot bits too

If they're diced carrots, I'll take them

 

[Yazz]

not a bad idea it will make it more juicy for him :lol:
but yazz is the carrot holder and he should answer you

This week I'm holding a peanut instead

 

[Yazz]

:lol: what can i say yazz dear...i just LOVE your spanish...it really TURNS ME ON....:lol:

Does this mean you're ready to make love to me...totally naked?

Spanish translation = mui bien por todo la noche para il grande amor entre mi zanahoria y dos aceitunas y tu castor como marido del Ecossia y esposa del Colombia pais?

 

[Yazz]

Oh Yazz where are you ?? Everyone is awaiting your answers, Oh Diplomatic Advisor

Well, then I diplomatically and very strongly advise you to agree to my request for the soaking wet French kisses

 

[judithattard]

The deal has been stricken off OH Yazz Maybe someone else can offer you those

 

[poopoy]

That is not a good news for yazz I think
One bird in hand is better than two on the branch

 

[Yazz]

The deal has been stricken off OH Yazz Maybe someone else can offer you those

I just don't know why I bother calling you a friend. How can you let a friend down in times of great need?

 

[Yazz]

That is not a good news for yazz I think

Too right, mate !!!

One bird in hand is better than two on the branch

...or to put in another more appropriate way: 1 soaking wet French kiss is better than 27 Mongolian hugs

 

[poopoy]

Too right, mate !!!
...or to put in another more appropriate way: 1 soaking wet French kiss is better than 27 Mongolian hugs

... , Comparing with Mongolian hugs, it could be better than even more than 27 ones .

I am sure she is such a good friend to help you at this hard situation :thum:

 

[judithattard]

But Yazz dear don;t you like boobie hugs
You should try them once in a while they are very nice and soft and warm

 

[renee]

You should try them once in a while they are very nice and soft and warm

And most of all dry:thum:

 

[Yazz]

I am sure she is such a good friend to help you in this hard situation :thum:

"hard" is the key word in this...errr...situation

 

[Yazz]

But Yazz dear don;t you like boobie hugs
You should try them once in a while they are very nice and soft and warm

You're after my slow death, admit it...!!! Go on, tease me till your heart's content...I'm only a friend after all

 

[Yazz]

And most of all, dry:thum:

Are you speaking German again? Dry...is this German for "menage a trois"? You kinky erotischeun fraulein bittescheun you !!!

 

[renee]

:lol: Yazz, you are incredible

 

[Yazz]

:lol: Yazz, you are incredible

Does this mean that you "ich liebedisch" me?

 

[judithattard]

But Yazzi baby would I hurt you a a Size DD boobie hug? and would you not like that
And what more would you like to be rather than just a friend ?

 

[renee]

He does not want a hug, Judith, he wants s.e.x.s.e.x.s.e.x.

 

[judithattard]

Yes i know but I am trying to turn him off that :lol: