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Yazz

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Please make sure you wipe your feet before entering these premises. I've just mopped the whole corridor. Thank you :rolleyes:
 

renee

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Yazz said:
Please make sure you wipe your feet before entering these premises. I've just mopped the whole corridor. Thank you :rolleyes:


I hope you have cleaned yourself thoroughly, also, Yazz, it is of
utmost importance to have a pure and clean mind as well as body before inviting people into your house :rolleyes:
 

judithattard

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Oooooopppppsss I just throd on somefing yukky and I walked the whole corridor. I think it is dog poo, do you mind moppping again Yazz dear :rolleyes:
 

claudiaa

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how about wiping something else instead...:rolleyes:
 

judithattard

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I really hope you are referring to Yazz Claudia dearest:D :clapping:
 

Yazz

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renee said:
I hope you have cleaned yourself thoroughly, also, Yazz, it is of utmost importance to have a pure and clean mind as well as body before inviting people into your house :rolleyes:
My body is impeccably clean but my mind is something totally different. It's got a...errr....mind of its own :D
 

Yazz

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judithattard said:
Oooooopppppsss I just throd on somefing yukky and I walked the whole corridor. I think it is dog poo, do you mind moppping again Yazz dear :rolleyes:
Phew...!!! You smell something awful, Judy h'bieb. Still I suppose it's good luck to step on hot manure...so they say anyway...
I'm calling the Royal Marines to enter the corridor and clean up that poo. It's so overpowering...!!! :eek: :D
 

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claudiaa said:
how about wiping something else instead...:rolleyes:
You're so deep... could you at least give me a hint of what the "something else" could be please. If it's meaty, juicy and pink then I'll be so very happy to wipe it dry...with my very own tongue even (I just hope it's not too hairy or I'll choke) :D
 

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judithattard said:
I really hope you are referring to Yazz Claudia dearest:D :clapping:
...and I sincerely hope not, Judy h'bieb dearest...:D :D
 

claudiaa

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Yazz said:
You're so deep... could you at least give me a hint of what the "something else" could be please. If it's meaty, juicy and pink then I'll be so very happy to wipe it dry...with my very own tongue even (I just hope it's not too hairy or I'll choke)


:eek: :D :D ...i cant answer that one...:D
 

judithattard

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@ Yazz you are so vulgar at time :rolleyes:
 

renee

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Yazz said:
You're so deep... could you at least give me a hint of what the "something else" could be please. If it's meaty, juicy and pink then I'll be so very happy to wipe it dry...with my very own tongue even (I just hope it's not too hairy or I'll choke) :D

Claudiaa was referring to your meaty, juicy and pink buttocks :rolleyes:
and I would LOVE to see you wiping them clean with your very own (hopefully
looooooong:p ) tongue :D
 

Yazz

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claudiaa said:
i cant answer that one
Ok, just whisper in my ear. No one will hear it nor know what the "something else" really is...:D
 

Yazz

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judithattard said:
@ Yazz you are so vulgar at times :rolleyes:
At Times? What times exactly? Night time, day time, sometime, anytime...?
Please be more specific :D
And what do you mean "Vulgar"? A groovy guy like me vulgar? how vulgar of you...!!! :eek:
 

judithattard

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All the time Yazz dear like your horniness ;)
 

claudiaa

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do you imaging being around him...:D
 

Yazz

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judithattard said:
All the time Yazz dear like your horniness ;)
All the time? Does that including weekend and bank holidays? :D
And I'm usually horny before and after meals :cool:
 

Yazz

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claudiaa said:
do you imaging being around him...:D
Yes, i can imagine myself being around...naked :D
 

judithattard

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I do not think you could be horny on weekends only Yazz dear :rolleyes:

Claudia, I immagine there wouldn't be a dull moment with horny Yazz around all the time :lol:
 

renee

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judithattard said:
Claudia, I immagine there wouldn't be a dull moment with horny Yazz around all the time :lol:


Thats just what Claudiaa needs, another cute Puppy to train :D :D
 
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