Knock, knock

[Yazz]

This species is unknown to me, do they wear any kilts

...for special occasions, yes.

 

[Yazz]

And another question do they wear underwear under their kilts

No, it's "bottoms up" all day

i've never heard of Maltese apes, Yazz dear

Sure you have !!! They eat flies, remember?

 

[renee]

No, not flies, Yazz, FLEAS, Scottish fleas that is
It has been said that they are delicious in taste,
not to bite them but swallow them whole because
of the delicious prickles one gets when they jump around in ones stomach

 

[judithattard]

Do they make you thin? if so can I order a dozen :lol:

 

[Yazz]

No, not flies, Yazz, FLEAS, Scottish fleas that is

Fleas? Have they changed their diet lately? How come no one tells me these things?

It has been said that they are delicious in taste

Can you name the person(s) who claim(s) such news?

not to bite them but swallow them whole because of the delicious prickles one gets when they jump around in one's stomach

I hope they take their shoes off before jumping on people tummies. One thing I can't stand is dirty shoes on my stomach

 

[Yazz]

Do they make you thin? if so can I order a dozen :lol:

I'm afraid they make you FAT instead (after 9 months of regular intake) because of all their delicious (so Renee claims) taste and Protein rich vitamine

 

[renee]

Do they make you thin? if so can I order a dozen :lol:

Yes, they do, they wear you out just keep
your figure, you dont get to be thinner , no man likes bones
in his hands

 

[judithattard]

Oh he doesn't have bones, I can't find them even :lol:

Oh no Yazz if I do get pregnant I'll chop some berries in an instant

 

[Yazz]

Yes, they do, they wear you out just keep your figure, you dont get to be thinner , no man likes bones in his hands

Wrong !!! gays, bisexuals, transsexuals and transvestites just love hard bones in their hands and anywhere else they can have them

 

[Yazz]

Oh he doesn't have bones, I can't find them even :lol:

Have you looked under the sheets?

Oh no Yazz if I do get pregnant I'll chop some berries in an instant

Oooohhh...so wicked !!!

 

[renee]

Wrong !!! gays, bisexuals, transsexuals and transvestites just love hard bones in their hands and anywhere else they can have them

Well, I am not one of those afore mentioned but I
must admit that I do like bones, with a little meat on it and
one big one is enough for me a day, I just love to chew on
it.......with a bit of fluffy rice and gravy would be heaven for me :thum:

 

[judithattard]

Make sure you have razor sharp teeth Renee when you do :lol:

@ Yazz berries are better served with icecream

 

[Yazz]

Well, I am not one of those afore mentioned but I
must admit that I do like bones, with a little meat on it and
one big one is enough for me a day, I just love to chew on
it.......with a bit of fluffy rice and gravy would be heaven for me :thum:

I always knew you had great taste. However the "chewing" bit does scare me a little, I must admit

 

[Yazz]

@ Yazz berries are better served with icecream

Would that be vanilla by any chance?

 

[renee]

I always knew you had great taste. However the "chewing" bit does scare me a little, I must admit

Chewing is the best part, you dont know what you are missing :thum:

 

[judithattard]

Would that be vanilla by any chance?

We can always nip down to my boygriend's shop and choose another flavour

@ Renee chew hard :lol:

 

[renee]

No, Judith, just a little nibble bones are very useful for other
things

 

[judithattard]

yes to make some broth with :lol:

 

[renee]

yes to make some broth with :lol:

:lol: :lol: that too

 

[judithattard]

Then you can always feed it to him :lol: and he'll also thank you for it