Knock, knock

[poopoy]

He is not insane, He is just YAZZ!

 

[poopoy]

@ Judith Paying it itself! what a dreamy statement about Yazz!

 

[judithattard]

I try Poopoy :lol:
Take care

 

[Yazz]

Of course I will, for Judith I do anything :thum:

Will you do the same for me?

I will close my eyes to get it over with fast and please dont expect me to swallow your slimy saliva dripping off your chin

Allow me to let you in on a secret:
The whole essence of a saliva exchange is that it quinches the thirst of both partners and arouses each other's passion and desires. :thum:
Sure, you can close your eyes during this process and you can thereof let your imagination take you into a whirlwind of romance and lustful passion. You will undoubtedly explode into a prolonged and sustained volcanic eruption

 

[Yazz]

I have never ever heard a suggestion like this

It's called "Caring For The Environment"

If I didn't know you for so many years, I would call you insane

You've no idea how much you excite me when you talk dirty to me like this...I just love it !!!

 

[Yazz]

@ Renee dear he said he is taking it from work so as not to pay it himself either

You know what they say: "what goes round comes around"
And anyway, you'd be participating in the Government Recycling Initiative by using the other unused side of the toilet paper

 

[Yazz]

He is not insane, He is just YAZZ!

Aahhh...at last, someone who shows me respect !! :thum:

 

[Yazz]

I try Poopoy :lol:
Take care

Please try harder

 

[renee]

Will you do the same for me?

Under certain circumstances

Allow me to let you in on a secret:
The whole essence of a saliva exchange is that it quinches the thirst of both partners and arouses each other's passion and desires. :thum:

you are disgusting, where is your hygiene, do you know how many of your bad bacterias you can transfer to me ?

You will undoubtedly explode into a prolonged and sustained volcanic eruption

I have never had a prolonged volcanic eruption from a sloppy kiss, you must be living in a different world, you dont know one thing about a real woman

 

[renee]

You know what they say: "what goes round comes around"
And anyway, you'd be participating in the Government Recycling Initiative by using the other unused side of the toilet paper

Yazz, please, just the thought of using a used toilet paper
from another person, makes me puke
Where do you get all these horrible ideas from ?

 

[judithattard]

Well Yazz must have not have heard about LIDL and their cheap toilet paper

 

[Yazz]

Under certain circumstances

Statement rejected. Please define your prescribed circumstances

you are disgusting, where is your hygiene, do you know how many of your bad bacterias you can transfer to me ?

I'll have you know, my hygiene is impeccable, I brush my teeth 5times every 11 months, changed my underwear twice every 8 months and shower every 12 weeks.
You wouldn't find a cleaner person than me anywhere in the world.

I have never had a prolonged volcanic eruption from a sloppy kiss, you must be living in a different world, you dont know one thing about a real woman

Listen to me, my adorable Renee baby, the sloppy kiss is a tool I use to set your passion on fire, a kind of foreplay, a building up to a crescendo before the actual grand finale. It is through the consecutive application of sloppy kisses that would make you so hungry (and thirsty) for my body (including my male reproductive organ) and quite desperate to tear me apart and slaughter me like an enraged animal

 

[Yazz]

Well Yazz must have not have heard about LIDL and their cheap toilet paper

Cheaper, it may be, but paying is nonetheless still a very painful reality

 

[judithattard]

unbelievable !!!!! That is all I can say

 

[Yazz]

unbelievable !!!!! That is all I can say

I understand your shock, Judy baby
I was like this myself when I first heard about Lidl. I rushed to do my shopping there once and when I was asked to pay for all the stuff I bought at the cashier, I nearly fainted. I couldn't bear to pay again even for the bus. So I just walked home to cheer myself up :mecry:

 

[poopoy]

.... So I just walked home to cheer myself up :mecry:

What a tragedy it was! by all those stuffs! heavy most probably!

But may I am making a mistake! what Yazz would buy could not be very heavy for sure! More heavier! more expensive! he thinks

 

[Yazz]

What a tragedy it was! Buying all that stuff! Heavy most probably!
But maybe I am making a mistake! What Yazz would buy could not be
very heavy for sure! More heavier, more expensive, he thinks

It was indeed a tragedy for me to have to pay twice the same day.
I don't mind carrying heavy things, especially my heavy wallet. But sometime I get good deals: "buy one item and get another one for free". That's the kind of shopping I love so much

 

[renee]

Statement rejected. Please define your prescribed circumstances

Learn from Judith, do whatever you can to help your friends in need,
for free, the rewards will come back to you one day

I'll have you know, my hygiene is impeccable, I brush my teeth 5times every 11 months, changed my underwear twice every 8 months and shower every 12 weeks.
You wouldn't find a cleaner person than me anywhere in the world.

Do you have any idea how bad you must smell ? No, thank you,
I wouldnt even accept a plain toast from your hands

Listen to me, my adorable Renee baby, the sloppy kiss is a tool I use to set your passion on fire, a kind of foreplay, a building up to a crescendo before the actual grand finale. It is through the consecutive application of sloppy kisses that would make you so hungry (and thirsty) for my body (including my male reproductive organ) and quite desperate to tear me apart and slaughter me like an enraged animal

In what schmaltzy romance novel have you found these words ?
You do live on another planet, I have no doubt about this now

 

[Yazz]

Learn from Judith, do whatever you can to help your friends in need, for free, the rewards will come back to you one day

Well, everytime I offer to help, like offering free sloppy kisses, I get turned down

Do you have any idea how bad you must smell ?

It’s the smell of a raunchy hunk of a man, darling. Women just die for that kind of smell

No, thank you, I wouldn’t even accept a plain toast from your hands

Would you accept a buttered toast then and directly from my lips?

In what schmaltzy romance novel have you found these words ?

Well, they were an extract from the 3rd edition of Herr Helmut Schmaltzy’s romantic novel, "The Lustful And Burning Desire of A Shy Fraulein And The Scottish Connection”. A hugely successful novel I might add. A big seller !

You do live on another planet, I have no doubt about this now

Yes, Planet Of The Apes (and one of them is quite desperate at the moment)

 

[judithattard]

Why thank you Renee dear
:lol: @ Yazz you are so funny :lol: and disgusting at the same time