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Yazz

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He does not want a hug, Judith, he wants s.e.x.s.e.x.s.e.x. :)

Who...MOI?!?!?! (that's Canadian French for ME???) :eek:
I just want to explode wildly inside a warm and damp "Santa's Grotto" :rolleyes:

p.s: I've gone all rusty due to lack of "service and maintenance" :(
 

renee

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If you keep your arms still, yes, but you wont
do that, you will explore and explore and wont keep quiet :rolleyes:
 

Yazz

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If you keep your arms still, yes, but you wont
do that, you will explore and explore and wont keep quiet :rolleyes:

Oooohhh...so there are conditions now, huh? my arms have mind of their own and I have no authority over them at all. :cool:
We (my arms and myself) strongly believe in Freedom of Movement :rolleyes:
In addition, exploring is always encouraging as it helps widen a man's knowledge (and increase his pleasure) :D
 

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But Yazz dear if I want peace and quiet I do not want anyone or anything exploring or touching me :rolleyes:
That's a pretty much of a tragic life to have then.
you can still have all the peace and quiet that you want while the "exploration and touching" are in progress :rolleyes:
 

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His arms xploring probably can be standable :rolleyes:,
But he should give you garantee letter do not let the monky's arms start xploring and searching and ... so.. wet ..place... and .come .. come back.. .so on :D

:lol::lol::lol:
 

renee

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you can still have all the peace and quiet that you want while the "exploration and touching" are in progress :rolleyes:

Oh yeah, I would count the boards on the wooden ceiling or think about what to cook the next day or even look at tele,
you dont mind do you ? :thum:
 

Yazz

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But he should give you guarantee letter do not let the monkey's arms start exploring and searching and ... so.. wet ..place... and .come .. come back.. .so on :D
I don't mind giving it to her in writing...for 30 Euros only :D
 

Yazz

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Oh yeah, I would count the boards on the wooden ceiling or think about what to cook the next day or even look at tele, you dont mind do you ? :thum:
Before or after the exploration? :rolleyes: Your participation would enhance greatly my enthusiasm and would bring you immense pleasure in facilitating my total satisfaction ;)
And yes please, a meal after that would be very much appreciated.
So what's for dinner, honey? :D
 

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Your participation would enhance greatly my enthusiasm and would bring you immense pleasure in facilitating my total satisfaction ;)


What participation ? I would lay there like a stick of wood :rolleyes: and that would not give me any pleasure :)
 

Yazz

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What participation ? I would lay there like a wooden stick :rolleyes: and that would not give me any pleasure :)
Who said anything about giving YOU pleasure? If you want pleasure than YOU have to participate instead of just being there like a stiff piece of meat. You have to huff, puff and sweat like a pig, moan and groan, hurr and purr and then and only then should you ever obtain the ultimate implosion which would be immediately followed by my volcanic explosion inside your pandora box.

p.s: the moral of this story is: no pain no gain, my darl

(German translation = nein erotischeun nein Vergnügen, mein liebe fraulein bittescheun) :D
 

Yazz

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These translations drive me nuts :D :lol:
I have to show consideration to those whose mother (or father) tongue (with loads of saliva) is not English and attempt to create for them an avenue which would lead them to full sense and linguistic integration :rolleyes:

Maltese translation = Merh'ba habiba goose del Malta


Err I still say no thanks :rolleyes:
Remind me not to think of you as a charitable friend :(
 
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