An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, are "Seniors" in Texas. Ray always wanted
a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys
them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the house and says to
his wife "notice anything different
about me?"
Bessie looks him over, "nope." Frustrated Ray storms off into the bathroom,
undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the
boots.
Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT NOW?"
Bessie looks up and says, "Ray, what's different? It's hanging down today,
it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow".
Furious, Ray yells, "DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, BESSIE? IT'S
HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!!!!!!
To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Ray. Shoulda bought a hat".
a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys
them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the house and says to
his wife "notice anything different
about me?"
Bessie looks him over, "nope." Frustrated Ray storms off into the bathroom,
undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the
boots.
Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT NOW?"
Bessie looks up and says, "Ray, what's different? It's hanging down today,
it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow".
Furious, Ray yells, "DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, BESSIE? IT'S
HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!!!!!!
To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Ray. Shoulda bought a hat".