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DIVORCE LETTER !! > > > > > > > > Dear Wife: > > > > > > > > I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. > > I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for > > it. > > > > > > > > These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell...

guy dials his home and a strange woman answers. The guy says, ''Who is this?'' ''This is the maid,'' answers the woman. ''We don't have a maid,'' says the man. The woman says, ''I was hired this morning by the lady of the house.'' The man says, ''Well, this is her husband. Is she...

Man, Woman, Sleeping Compartment A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower. In the middle of the night the woman leans over...

Who's the Boss? A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite. As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride. He said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I...

I Like Your Thinking A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny. "None, they all fly away with the first gunshot." The teacher replies, "The correct answer is four, but I like your...

The Shiny-Walled Box Thingie An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by themselves. The lad asked, "What is this, father?" The father, having...

A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she is using the wrong grip. After several failed attempts to correct her, he finally says "OK,, just grip it like you do your husband's member". After that, she immediately rips a couple of top spin winners down the line. The...

Learn Chinese In Three Minutes English: He's cleaning his automobile Chinese: Wa Shing Ka English: This is a tow away zone Chinese: No Pah King English: Is there a fugitive here? Chinese: Hu Yu Hai Ding? English: Small Horse Chinese: Tai Ni Po Ni English: Did you go to the beach? Chinese...

Sometimes it pays to be old No one believes seniors . . . everyone thinks they are senile. An Elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands they...