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A man was on a walking holiday in Ireland. He became thirsty so decided to stop at a little cottage and ask for something to drink. The lady of the house invited him in and served him a bowl of soup by the fire. There was a wee pig running around the kitchen, running up to the visitor and giving...

New Olympic Players.

Phone conversations last 30 seconds. A 5-day vacation requires only one suitcase. Bathroom lines are 80% shorter. You can open all your own jars. Old friends don't give you crap if you've lost or gained weight. When clicking through the channels you don't have to stop on every shot of...

"You know why I drink so much?" asks John. "Because my wife is so ugly." "Oh, yeah?" counters Richard. "You think your wife's ugly? You should see my wife. She's a pig." They continue to drink and argue about whose wife is uglier. They soon realize that the only way they're going to settle the...

Good Job.

Bad day.

The worst job.

An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, are "Seniors" in Texas. Ray always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the house and says to his wife "notice anything different about me?" Bessie looks him over...

Police call centre.