A man boarded an aircraft at Heathrow and took his seat. As he settled
in he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realised she
was heading straight towards his seat and bingo! she took the seat right
beside him. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out,
"Business trip or vacation?"
She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, "Business. I'm going to the annual
Nymphomaniac Convention in the United States". He swallowed hard. Here was the most
gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintan his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?"
"Lecturer," she responed. "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."
"Really", he smiled, "what myths are those?"
"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek descent. We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories are the Irish."
Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed "I'm sorry," she said, "I really shouldn't
be discussing this with you, I don't even know your name."
"Tonto," the man said. "Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends call me Paddy."
in he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realised she
was heading straight towards his seat and bingo! she took the seat right
beside him. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out,
"Business trip or vacation?"
She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, "Business. I'm going to the annual
Nymphomaniac Convention in the United States". He swallowed hard. Here was the most
gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintan his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?"
"Lecturer," she responed. "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."
"Really", he smiled, "what myths are those?"
"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek descent. We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories are the Irish."
Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed "I'm sorry," she said, "I really shouldn't
be discussing this with you, I don't even know your name."
"Tonto," the man said. "Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends call me Paddy."