Goerge's Crutch Wh[FONT="]en George first noticed that his ding a ling was growing larger and staying up longer, he was delighted, as was his wife.
But after several weeks, it had grown to nearly twenty inches.
George became quite concerned.
He was having problems dressing, and even walking. So he and his wife went to see a prominent urologist.
After an initial examination, the doctor explained to the couple that, though rare, George's condition could be fixed through corrective surgery.
'How long will George be on crutches
' the wife asked anxiously.
'Crutches
Why would he need crutches
responded the surprised doctor
'Well,' said the wife coldly, 'you [/FONT][FONT="]ARE going to [/FONT][FONT="]lengthen his legs [/FONT][FONT="]AREN'T [/FONT][FONT="]you
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But after several weeks, it had grown to nearly twenty inches.
George became quite concerned.
He was having problems dressing, and even walking. So he and his wife went to see a prominent urologist.
After an initial examination, the doctor explained to the couple that, though rare, George's condition could be fixed through corrective surgery.
'How long will George be on crutches
'Crutches
'Well,' said the wife coldly, 'you [/FONT][FONT="]ARE going to [/FONT][FONT="]lengthen his legs [/FONT][FONT="]AREN'T [/FONT][FONT="]you