A rescue team in Australia were recently dispatched to save a rather distressed man who had got his penis trapped in a metal ring.
The truck from Melbourne was called out at around 2.30am when the man called emergency services and told them of his embarrassing predicament.
While it's not known exactly how they removed the man's appendage from the ring… we'd have thought if they'd charged in with the 'jaws of life' it might have scared him out of it.
A spokesperson for the Metropolitan Fire and Emergency Services Board said getting called out to a red-face man with his willy trapped in something was far more common than most people would suspect.