This is the kind of story that you hope didn't happen in
the United States when you read it, but unfortunately, this
one comes to us from the great state of Oregon.
Apparently there are companies that will come to your house
and clean up your dog's crap. I'm filling you in on this
tid bit because it's important to the story.
Melinda Hofmann is the owner of The Bomb Squad dog waste
pick-up service. That is...she drives around in a truck
filled with crap. It seems she was having trouble collecting
the bill from one of her clients.
A woman named Deborah Dillow hadn't paid her $150 bill, even
after several notices, so when Melinda showed up at her house
one more time and found that Deborah had dodged her again,
she got a little pissed.
"I started to go back and write another note, but I just
decided to give her poop back," Hofmann said.
So then, from the back end of her truck, Hofmann started
slinging feces - 30 gallons of it, according to police -
onto Dillow's front yard.
"Actually, once I started doing it, I kind of lost all
rational thought together and I just got into this mode of
emptying bags," she said. "And as I was flinging the poo
all over her yard - it felt really good, and I just kept
doing it."
Hofmann didn't stop tossing the poop until police arrived
at the gross scene.
So far, Dillow still hasn't paid the bill.
the United States when you read it, but unfortunately, this
one comes to us from the great state of Oregon.
Apparently there are companies that will come to your house
and clean up your dog's crap. I'm filling you in on this
tid bit because it's important to the story.
Melinda Hofmann is the owner of The Bomb Squad dog waste
pick-up service. That is...she drives around in a truck
filled with crap. It seems she was having trouble collecting
the bill from one of her clients.
A woman named Deborah Dillow hadn't paid her $150 bill, even
after several notices, so when Melinda showed up at her house
one more time and found that Deborah had dodged her again,
she got a little pissed.
"I started to go back and write another note, but I just
decided to give her poop back," Hofmann said.
So then, from the back end of her truck, Hofmann started
slinging feces - 30 gallons of it, according to police -
onto Dillow's front yard.
"Actually, once I started doing it, I kind of lost all
rational thought together and I just got into this mode of
emptying bags," she said. "And as I was flinging the poo
all over her yard - it felt really good, and I just kept
doing it."
Hofmann didn't stop tossing the poop until police arrived
at the gross scene.
So far, Dillow still hasn't paid the bill.