For toothpaste ad they show teeth
For hair oil they show hair
For face cream they show face
But for Whisper & Condoms they r not showing
anything, that's cheating.
Jaago Grahak Jaago
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Ladki aur chai mein hamesha 6 qualities honi
chahiye:
Garam ho, Tez ho, Meethi ho, Doodh jyada ho, 5
minute
mein taiyyar ho, and Raat bhar sone na de
--------
Man was smoking in a bus. Conductor: No Smoking ka
board nahin dikhta
Man: Uske side mein 'Always Wear Condom' ka board
hai, ab vo bhi laga ke baithoon
--------
A man married a Lady Traffic police Inspector
Friend: How was ur first night
Man: She charged Rs 100 from me for Overspeed, 200
for wrongside entry and Rs 500 for no helmet
------------ ------
Ladies hostel warden calls electricity office &
complains: Aaj to aadmi bhej do, ladkiyan 3 din se
mombatti se kaam chala rahi hain
------------ --------- ---
Jab Gabbar paida hua to uski maan ne us se 3-4
thappad lagaye
Gabbar's Father: Kya baat ho gayi
Mother: Kambakht paida hote hi pooch raha tha
KITNE AADMI THE...
------------ --------- --------
A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed
exams.
Her husband sent ******** to her parents - Meena
First Class in Bed!
------------ -------
Taxi driver: Mam, u r the 3rd pregnant lady whom
I'm dropping to Airport today
Lady: But I'm not pregnant
Driver: But we hvn't reached airport yet
------------ -------
Condom to whisper: Bloody every month u stop my
business for one week
Whisper: If u make a mistake I lose my business
for 9 months
------------
Hindi class mein master ki pant ki zip khuli dekh
Ladkiyan zor se hasne lagi
Masterji bole: Zyada hehe ki to bahar nikaal kar
khada kar doonga
------------ -
Why is golf called a wrong game
Coz u hold a stick n put the ball in the hole
instead of holding the ball n putting the stick in
the hole
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FUNNY
Are you male or female
To know the answer, look down...
NOT HERE... MY FRIEND
I SAID LOOK DOWN....
============================
Embarrassing Situation
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ---------
A very shy young man goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman
sitting alone. After an hour he gathers enough courage to go and ask her, "Er...
excuse me, but would you mind if I sat here beside you"
She responds in a loud voice :
"NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"
Everyone in the bar turns to stare at them. The young man is surprised,
shocked and embarrassed and goes back to his table.
After a few minutes the woman walks over to him smiles, apologizes,
and says, "You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how
people respond to embarrassing situations."
The young man responds loudly with,
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THREE THOUSAND RUPEES…THATS TOO MUCH !"
================================================== =============================
For hair oil they show hair
For face cream they show face
But for Whisper & Condoms they r not showing
anything, that's cheating.
Jaago Grahak Jaago
------
Ladki aur chai mein hamesha 6 qualities honi
chahiye:
Garam ho, Tez ho, Meethi ho, Doodh jyada ho, 5
minute
mein taiyyar ho, and Raat bhar sone na de
--------
Man was smoking in a bus. Conductor: No Smoking ka
board nahin dikhta
Man: Uske side mein 'Always Wear Condom' ka board
hai, ab vo bhi laga ke baithoon
--------
A man married a Lady Traffic police Inspector
Friend: How was ur first night
Man: She charged Rs 100 from me for Overspeed, 200
for wrongside entry and Rs 500 for no helmet
------------ ------
Ladies hostel warden calls electricity office &
complains: Aaj to aadmi bhej do, ladkiyan 3 din se
mombatti se kaam chala rahi hain
------------ --------- ---
Jab Gabbar paida hua to uski maan ne us se 3-4
thappad lagaye
Gabbar's Father: Kya baat ho gayi
Mother: Kambakht paida hote hi pooch raha tha
KITNE AADMI THE...
------------ --------- --------
A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed
exams.
Her husband sent ******** to her parents - Meena
First Class in Bed!
------------ -------
Taxi driver: Mam, u r the 3rd pregnant lady whom
I'm dropping to Airport today
Lady: But I'm not pregnant
Driver: But we hvn't reached airport yet
------------ -------
Condom to whisper: Bloody every month u stop my
business for one week
Whisper: If u make a mistake I lose my business
for 9 months
------------
Hindi class mein master ki pant ki zip khuli dekh
Ladkiyan zor se hasne lagi
Masterji bole: Zyada hehe ki to bahar nikaal kar
khada kar doonga
------------ -
Why is golf called a wrong game
Coz u hold a stick n put the ball in the hole
instead of holding the ball n putting the stick in
the hole
================================================== =============================
FUNNY
Are you male or female
To know the answer, look down...
NOT HERE... MY FRIEND
I SAID LOOK DOWN....
============================
Embarrassing Situation
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ---------
A very shy young man goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman
sitting alone. After an hour he gathers enough courage to go and ask her, "Er...
excuse me, but would you mind if I sat here beside you"
She responds in a loud voice :
"NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"
Everyone in the bar turns to stare at them. The young man is surprised,
shocked and embarrassed and goes back to his table.
After a few minutes the woman walks over to him smiles, apologizes,
and says, "You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how
people respond to embarrassing situations."
The young man responds loudly with,
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THREE THOUSAND RUPEES…THATS TOO MUCH !"
================================================== =============================