JUST for a LAUGH::nana::nana::nana:
A guy
was playing golf one day and he got lost. He saw a lady up ahead
of him and
went to her and said, "Can you please help me, I don't know
what Hole I'm
on."
She told him "You are one hole behind me. I'm on 7; you're on 6."
He
Thanked her and continued playing golf.
Later, he got lost again.
He saw the same lady and went to her again
kind of embarrassed. "I'm sorry to
bother you again but I'm lost; can
you please tell me what hole I'm
on."
She told him, "You are one hole behind me. I'm on 14; you are on
13."
Again, he thanked her and continued playing golf.
When he
finished he saw her in the clubhouse. He went up to her and
asked if he could
buy her a drink for helping him out. She accepted.
As they were drinking and
talking, he asked her what she did for a
living.
"I am in sales," she
said.
He replied, "No kidding; so am I ! "What do you sell"
She
responded that it was too embarrassing to
tell; but after he kept pleading to
know what she sold, she finally
said that she would tell him if he
promised not to laugh. He promised.
She said, "I sell sanitary
napkins."
He immediately fell to the floor
laughing hysterically.
She
said, "You promised you wouldn't laugh".
He replied (still with tears in his
eyes),
"I'm sorry, but I couldn't help it. I
sell toilet paper.....
I am
still one Hole behind you!."
:nana:
A guy
was playing golf one day and he got lost. He saw a lady up ahead
of him and
went to her and said, "Can you please help me, I don't know
what Hole I'm
on."
She told him "You are one hole behind me. I'm on 7; you're on 6."
He
Thanked her and continued playing golf.
Later, he got lost again.
He saw the same lady and went to her again
kind of embarrassed. "I'm sorry to
bother you again but I'm lost; can
you please tell me what hole I'm
on."
She told him, "You are one hole behind me. I'm on 14; you are on
13."
Again, he thanked her and continued playing golf.
When he
finished he saw her in the clubhouse. He went up to her and
asked if he could
buy her a drink for helping him out. She accepted.
As they were drinking and
talking, he asked her what she did for a
living.
"I am in sales," she
said.
He replied, "No kidding; so am I ! "What do you sell"
She
responded that it was too embarrassing to
tell; but after he kept pleading to
know what she sold, she finally
said that she would tell him if he
promised not to laugh. He promised.
She said, "I sell sanitary
napkins."
He immediately fell to the floor
laughing hysterically.
She
said, "You promised you wouldn't laugh".
He replied (still with tears in his
eyes),
"I'm sorry, but I couldn't help it. I
sell toilet paper.....
I am
still one Hole behind you!."
:nana: