"I´m so satisfied with my new PVR (personal video recorder). Why didn´t I buy one earlier?", Peter tells his colleagues at work.
"But you bought a cheap, crappy model with only few functions!", somebody rejects.
"I don´t mind", Peter answers.
"Well, I would with such a machine. What do you like about this shitty box?", another asks.
"Playback of own private movies - I like it."
"Bedroom videos, eh?"
"No, no! Only special events!"
"Like what?"
"My wedding!"
"You like watching a video of your wedding? Again and again?"
"Oh, yes! I repeat it many times!"
"How stupid of you!"
"Not, when you know, that I play it backwards! Oh, how I love those moments, when I pull the ring off my wife´s finger, then leave the church and afterwards have a drink with friends in my favourite pub!"
"But you bought a cheap, crappy model with only few functions!", somebody rejects.
"I don´t mind", Peter answers.
"Well, I would with such a machine. What do you like about this shitty box?", another asks.
"Playback of own private movies - I like it."
"Bedroom videos, eh?"
"No, no! Only special events!"
"Like what?"
"My wedding!"
"You like watching a video of your wedding? Again and again?"
"Oh, yes! I repeat it many times!"
"How stupid of you!"
"Not, when you know, that I play it backwards! Oh, how I love those moments, when I pull the ring off my wife´s finger, then leave the church and afterwards have a drink with friends in my favourite pub!"