They think it's all over...But it isn't....

Bos'n

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Stalin Fights On From The Grave !

The record books show that officially Stalin died in March, 1953.
But evidence now coming to light suggests that Stalin's last card-played in his Moscow dacha in the final hours before he had gone to hell.
Well, Stalin was barely out of nappies when the eminent scientists Charles Darwin first published his book :
"The Theory Of Evolution'.
In it he explained how man evolved from fish who crawled out of the sea and turned into monkey, yes.
Although previously it had been thought that man evolved from a snake and an apple in the Garden Of Eden.

But war Ministry files recently made public under the Freedom of Information Act reveal a shocking legacy left by Stalin.
It states that during the latter years of his lifetime the Stalin's Top Commies' scientists invented a bomb which would actually cause evolution to go backwards !:eek:
When Stalin was alone in his last hours of life he pressed a special RED BUTTON, which triggered the evolutionary Time Bomb.
And the western scientists now fear that since the moment in March 1953 evolution in the 'USSR' has been going steadily backward , while it continues to go forward in the rest of the world.....
 

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Stalin's scientists set to have the last laugh.

If the worst fears are confirmed , within five years everyone in Russia, Belorussia, Kazakhstan and so on will have turned into a monkey.
And by the year of 2100 the entire population will have evolved into fish which will flap about a bit...


before crawling into the sea...never to seeeeeeen again !
 

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Are we not all crawling on our knees ... with the taxes and the cost of living:D
 

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Yes, no job- no taxes, no family-no kids... thus NO PROBLEMS !
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Laur, the state, however big, cannot make people equal or better human beings.
All it can do is to treat its citizens equally and strive to ensure that their Free activities are directed towards the general good.
After the century dominated by the Twin Totalitarianisms of of Communism and Fascism one can only hope that this lesson has been learned.
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Btw, regarding to the bloody Darwin's theory.
I'm sticking to the Bible's version of events.
I would suggest that rather than man evolving from fish and monkeys, they perhaps first turned into sort of crabs which would have enabled them to crawl out of the sea easily and perhaps even begin to climb trees.
 
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