"IDIOT" WOULD BE AN UPGRADE
A robber stepped into a bank in
Springettsbury Township, Pa., just after it opened. Too early: the
tellers showed the man that they hadn't received their cash drawers
yet, and thus didn't have anything to give him. As the angry robber
left, he promised he'd file a complaint with the manager. Police
arrested Joseph Goetz, 48, a half-mile from the bank. Goetz is a former
police officer who spent five years in prison after hijacking a UPS
truck. Goetz thought the driver was having an affair with his wife, but
told officers he had kidnaped the wrong UPS driver. (York Daily Record)
...Wrong careers, wrong driver, wrong timing. At least one thing in his
life is consistent.
A robber stepped into a bank in
Springettsbury Township, Pa., just after it opened. Too early: the
tellers showed the man that they hadn't received their cash drawers
yet, and thus didn't have anything to give him. As the angry robber
left, he promised he'd file a complaint with the manager. Police
arrested Joseph Goetz, 48, a half-mile from the bank. Goetz is a former
police officer who spent five years in prison after hijacking a UPS
truck. Goetz thought the driver was having an affair with his wife, but
told officers he had kidnaped the wrong UPS driver. (York Daily Record)
...Wrong careers, wrong driver, wrong timing. At least one thing in his
life is consistent.