A Womans Priorities

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> A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the
> most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in
> the second. In the third, everything had just been reduced by 50
> percent, when her mobile phone rang.
>
> It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had just been in
> a terrible car accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU.
>
> The woman told the doctor to inform her husband where she was and that
> she'd be there as soon as possible. As she hung up she realized she
> was leaving what was shaping up to be her best day ever in the
> boutiques...
> She decided to get in a couple of more shops before heading to the hospital.
>
> She ended up shopping the rest of the morning, finishing her trip with
> a cup of coffee and a beautiful chocolate cake slice, compliments of
> the last shop.
> She was jubilant.
>
> Then she remembered her husband. Feeling guilty, she dashed to the hospital.
>
> She saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about her husband's
> condition.. The lady doctor glared at her and shouted, "You went ahead
> and finished your shopping trip didn't you! I hope you're proud of
> yourself! While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself
> in town, your husband has been languishing in the Intensive Care Unit!
> It's just as well you went ahead and finished, because it will more
> than likely be the last shopping trip you ever take! For the rest of
> his life he will require round-the-clock care. And he will now be your
> career!"
>
> The woman was feeling so guilty she broke down and sobbed.
>
> The lady doctor then chuckled and said, "I'm just pulling your leg.
> He's dead. Show me what you bought."
 
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