SOUTHERN EXTRACTION
Shelby County, Tenn., sheriff's deputies were called
to check a woman slumped over the wheel of her car in front of a
school. Kelly Moss, 48, was parked across the sidewalk, and arrested
for driving under the influence. But she probably had better breath
than the average drunk driver: a deputy said her drink of choice seems
to be vanilla extract. There were several bottles of the stuff in her
car (it's 35 percent alcohol), and she smelled strongly of vanilla. It
was her third DUI arrest. (Memphis Commercial Appeal) ...You'd think a
southern girl would prefer mint extract
Shelby County, Tenn., sheriff's deputies were called
to check a woman slumped over the wheel of her car in front of a
school. Kelly Moss, 48, was parked across the sidewalk, and arrested
for driving under the influence. But she probably had better breath
than the average drunk driver: a deputy said her drink of choice seems
to be vanilla extract. There were several bottles of the stuff in her
car (it's 35 percent alcohol), and she smelled strongly of vanilla. It
was her third DUI arrest. (Memphis Commercial Appeal) ...You'd think a
southern girl would prefer mint extract