A burglar in Cloppenburg, Germany, was caught because he
couldn't run from his crime. He broke into a fishing store, then lost
his balance and fell onto a display of fish hooks. The unnamed thief
ended up with "several fish hooks in his backside," a police
spokeswoman said. And there was no doubt where they came from, since
"price tags from the damaged store were still attached to them." One
was embedded so deeply he needed hospital treatment to get it out. (Der
Spiegel) ...I hope he would not stink behind bars
couldn't run from his crime. He broke into a fishing store, then lost
his balance and fell onto a display of fish hooks. The unnamed thief
ended up with "several fish hooks in his backside," a police
spokeswoman said. And there was no doubt where they came from, since
"price tags from the damaged store were still attached to them." One
was embedded so deeply he needed hospital treatment to get it out. (Der
Spiegel) ...I hope he would not stink behind bars