> > Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's
> > period?
> >
> > A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days
> > and if it doesn't come means you are in big trouble.
> >
> > Q: What three things are common between the sun and
> > woman's underwear?
> > A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and
both
> > disappear at night.
> >
> > Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
> > A: Because they are tired of using their own.
> >
> > Q: What's common between men and video?
> > A: Both go backward... forward... backward... forward...
> > backward....
> > forward... stop and eject.
> >
> > Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm
> > satisfaction?
> > A: A teabag.
> >
> > 7 qualities to be a perfect wife:
> > Beautiful,
> > Responsible
> > Energetic
> > Adorable
> > Sweet
> > Truthful and
> > Self-Organized.
> > In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T.S
> >
> >
> > Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
> > A: Both keep searching for new HOLES.
> >
> > Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
> > A: When the baby looks like his dad, then it is biology.
> > When the baby looks like the neighbour, then it is
> > sociology.
> >
> > Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the
> > dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where
> > it would have bitten?
> > A: The boy's hand.
> >
> > Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a
bath.
> > Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed.
Tarzan
> > asked "Why"?
> > A: The animals told him..........."Your tail is in
the
> > front".
> > period?
> >
> > A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days
> > and if it doesn't come means you are in big trouble.
> >
> > Q: What three things are common between the sun and
> > woman's underwear?
> > A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and
both
> > disappear at night.
> >
> > Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
> > A: Because they are tired of using their own.
> >
> > Q: What's common between men and video?
> > A: Both go backward... forward... backward... forward...
> > backward....
> > forward... stop and eject.
> >
> > Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm
> > satisfaction?
> > A: A teabag.
> >
> > 7 qualities to be a perfect wife:
> > Beautiful,
> > Responsible
> > Energetic
> > Adorable
> > Sweet
> > Truthful and
> > Self-Organized.
> > In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T.S
> >
> >
> > Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
> > A: Both keep searching for new HOLES.
> >
> > Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
> > A: When the baby looks like his dad, then it is biology.
> > When the baby looks like the neighbour, then it is
> > sociology.
> >
> > Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the
> > dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where
> > it would have bitten?
> > A: The boy's hand.
> >
> > Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a
bath.
> > Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed.
Tarzan
> > asked "Why"?
> > A: The animals told him..........."Your tail is in
the
> > front".