Satellite Tv bosses, save a fortune in broadcasting costs by switching off the Adult Channel at 5 past midnight.
There's no point in broadcasting remaining 3 hours and 55 min. of porn. After five minutes all your viewers have already lost their mess, switched off and gone to bed.
Video your goldfish swimming in its bowl, then place a TV set next to the howl, and play back the tape.
Hey, presto !
Instant 'company' for your 'fish'.
Duplicate the tape and use extra televisions to create a 'goldfish party' on special occasions !
Stalin Fights On From The Grave !
The record books show that officially Stalin died in March, 1953.
But evidence now coming to light suggests that Stalin's last card-played in his Moscow dacha in the final hours before he had gone to hell.
Well, Stalin was barely out of nappies when the eminent...