Recent content by Toomy

Recent Canadian government research has shown that cigarette smoking not only impairs sexual ability, it actually causes shrinkage of the male sexual "equipment." Wow! If that is true, we need to get the word out ASAP! Maybe the warning on the cigarette packs should be updated to reflect this...

I wonder where the mother bear is? What does this button do? This shouldn't hurt... It's probably just a rash... Pull the pin and count to what? Which wire was I supposed to cut? It's fireproof... Are you sure the power is off? I've seen this done on TV... This doesn't taste right...

The wife says: We need The wife means: I want The wife says: It's your decision The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious The wife says: Do what you want The wife means: You'll pay for this later The wife says: We need to talk The wife means: I need to complain The wife says...