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Very funny few Definitions!!!!! School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays. Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that youcan die Rich. Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills. Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man...

LOVE starts with a SMILE , grows with a KISS , and ends with a TEAR. DON'T cry over anyone who won't cry over you. Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. You can only go as far as you push. ACTIONS speak louder than words. The HARDEST...

Which type of woman is your girlfriend? INTERNET woman: woman of difficult access. SERVER woman: always busy when you need her. WINDOWS woman: everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but none can live without her. POWERPOINT woman: only Bill Gates has the will to use her more than...

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A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates."You may visit the store ONLY ONCE ! You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go...

Hello Friends i've got this nice game it helps in reading the ECG so enjoy it http://nobelprize.org/medicine/educational/ecg/index.html Imtiaz

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FACTS OF LIFE! Money is not everything There's MasterCard & Visa. One should love animals they are so tasty. Behind every successful man, there is one woman and behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. Every man should marry after all, happiness is not the only thing in life...

Hello everybody: do u want 2 write yr name with blood??(or your name??) ,use this link http://www.bloodyfingermail.com/message.php Imtiaz

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In a poor zoo of India , a lion was frustrated as he was offered not more than 1 kg of meat a day. The lion thought its prayers were answered. when one day a Dubai Zoo Manager visited the zoo and requested the zoo management to shift the lion to Dubai Zoo. The lion was so happy and started...

Why Worry? There are only two things in life to worry about: Whether you are well or whether you are sick. If you are well, then there is nothing to worry about. But if you are sick, there are only two things to worry about: Whether you are going to get well or...

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life.   I see your face when I am dreaming. That’s why I always wake up screaming.   Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not.   Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss, But...