Darth Vader 'drank 10 litres of wine'
The hangover is strong in this one
:nana:
OBI WAN BIN BAG, the INQ's favourite nutter, appeared before the galactic court in Yns Mon today, accused of attacking two hapless Jedi knights.
Evil Lord Arwel Wynne Hughes, 27, from Holyhead, admitted assaulting Welsh Jedis Barney Jones and his cousin Michael with a crutch.
At the time of the attack, Hughes was wearing a black bin bag and shouting " Darth Vader."
When Vader's personal ship failed to arrive on time, District Judge Andrew Shaw issued an arrest warrant, adding: "I hope the force will soon be with him. "
When the evil one finally turned up, the court heard that he had jumped over a garden wall wearing the bin bag before the attack and that he had a chronic alcohol problem, having drunk almost ten litres of wine.
Hughes admitted two charges of common assault, but added that he had no recollection of the attack until he read about it in the local papers.
The case was adjourned for pre-sentencing reports until next month
The hangover is strong in this one
:nana:
OBI WAN BIN BAG, the INQ's favourite nutter, appeared before the galactic court in Yns Mon today, accused of attacking two hapless Jedi knights.
Evil Lord Arwel Wynne Hughes, 27, from Holyhead, admitted assaulting Welsh Jedis Barney Jones and his cousin Michael with a crutch.
At the time of the attack, Hughes was wearing a black bin bag and shouting " Darth Vader."
When Vader's personal ship failed to arrive on time, District Judge Andrew Shaw issued an arrest warrant, adding: "I hope the force will soon be with him. "
When the evil one finally turned up, the court heard that he had jumped over a garden wall wearing the bin bag before the attack and that he had a chronic alcohol problem, having drunk almost ten litres of wine.
Hughes admitted two charges of common assault, but added that he had no recollection of the attack until he read about it in the local papers.
The case was adjourned for pre-sentencing reports until next month