What's the best form of birth control after 50?
Nudity.
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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
45 lbs.
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What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
45 minutes.
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Why is it so hard for women to find men who are sensitive, caring, and good looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
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What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
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Why does the bride always wear white?
Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.
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Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your Mom.
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What is the quickest way to clear out a men's restroom?
Say, "Nice Dick."
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Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
Because they have cotton balls.
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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
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What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?
Beer Nuts are $1, and Deer Nuts are always under a buck.
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Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.
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Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
Everyone has the same DNA.
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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes
Nudity.
***************
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
45 lbs.
***************
What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
45 minutes.
***************
Why is it so hard for women to find men who are sensitive, caring, and good looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
**************
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
***************
Why does the bride always wear white?
Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.
**************
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your Mom.
**************
What is the quickest way to clear out a men's restroom?
Say, "Nice Dick."
**************
Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
Because they have cotton balls.
*************
What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
***************
What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?
Beer Nuts are $1, and Deer Nuts are always under a buck.
**************
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.
***************
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
Everyone has the same DNA.
**************
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes
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